When you’re flying this low in the dungeons of FPL, it is difficult to maintain progress so top marks to my lads for picking up a steady 5.5k drop. I am now nearly 100k from the bottom nirvana of 3,600,000. With a tragic gameweek 19 score of just 38 points there was still some room for improvement in gameweek 20, as a Shithouser that’s been in the ranks for a while makes way! My current Gameweek Rank is 3,419,044!
Goalkeeper
Schmeichel – Another 10 pointer from the younger Schmeichel means he has too much class to stay in these halls. He’s outta there!
Defence
Huth – Like his shot stopper behind him, Huthy picks up another clean sheet which is worrying, they would both be gone if it wasn’t for the rule of no hits!
Hutton – I love Alan Hutton. Its considered a good week when he gets 2 points, this week it was just one. Triple captain candidate I think…
Cook – Cook went to the Emirates and directly impacted many managers captain choice of Ozil, he didn’t let anyone down, take a bow.
Bassong – What! Another clean sheet? That’s the third this week, how have we managed red arrows!
Total Defensive Points – 24
Midfield
Colback – He is on his way to 15 yellow cards by the end of the season which would be a 3 game ban, perfect for me!
Yacob – The New Boy jinx rears its horrid head once more as Mr Yacob assists the only goal of the game! 6 points.
Lucas (captain) – What a brilliant man, Liverpool win and keep a clean sheet yet Lucas manages to get 1 point, doubled that’s 2!
Cattermole – Playing last he knew what he needed to do, nothing, and nothing he did. 2 points!
Strikers
Jerome – A one point cameo for Cameron Jerome, keep this up lad!
Rooney – Played 87 minutes more than Jerome yet equalled his score, that’s why we brought him back!
So that was that and more red arrows continued, let’s look how the Shithousers line up for Gameweek 20:
Transfers – Schmeichel had to go but in comes in the very incapable, Artur Boruc!
Captain – Colback takes the mantle this week against an in form Arsenal.
Written by Matty Kaye
