Milestone achieved! I have finally made it past the 3,500,000 point as the bench boost chip catapults me into the doldrums of FPL. I bumped into Morten Gamst Pedersen, Christopher Samba and even Dan Petrescu along the way. It’s nice and dark which makes it perfect conditions to plan my next move. I still have the triple captain chip to play and I’m thinking of using that this week but we will see. So my pre-gameweek rank was 3,506,977 and my drop after the gameweek has been concluded as 3,514,582…
As I played my bench boost chip this week, this article will be slightly longer!
Goalkeeper
Boruc – 2 points from Artur is a well received return as he failed to stop Liverpool’s dominance.
Guzan – Vice captain will pick up double points as my captain failed to play in either of his 2 games! So 6 points for Brad!
Defenders
Lescott – 2 points from the Villa man thanks to yet another poor display from the, now, relegated team.
Kaboul – 6 points means Kaboul was one of my highest scorers! Thankfully no bonus points.
Captain Steven Taylor – What a let-down, failed to play and I had high hopes for my DGW bench boost captain!
Wollscheid – Conceded 4 goals! That’s a return of zero! Brilliant.
Cook – Finally some low points from Steve after some goals, assists and cleanies! 1 point.
Midfielders
Cork – 2 points for Jack is a very respectable Sh*thouse midfield score! We could look at letting him join the 3 C’s to make 4 C’s!
Coquelin – Francis played 2 games and scored a relatively low score, even after picking up a rare bonus point! 4 points.
Cattermole – 2 points for Lee is more than enough for one of the most respected Sh*thousers to date.
Wanyama – After last week’s goal he re-pays me with a standard 2 pointer!
Barry – Another player playing twice comes home with 1 point. 1 point from a DGW! Haha.
Strikers
Ulloa – Vardy’s misdemeanour means Ulloa reaps the reward! 8 chuffing points!
Gomis – A fabulous addition to the Sh*thouse XI, a 1 point return.
Jerome – I have found a superstar here as Jerome makes a valid contribution again.
Total points – 38.
Now onto this week’s team:
Transfers – This week sees Ulloa’s exit and the entrance of Berahino after seeing his penalty taking skills!
Captain – Wollscheid should have no answer for Manchester City and Sergio Aguero.
Written by Matty Kaye
