What a week for Fantasy Premier Legaue managers! Aguero, Pelle, Sanchez all scoring big and many scores soared past 100 points! I am extremely pleased with the shift my FPL Shithousers put in this week, with only one person scoring more than 2 points and until now that person has been one of our star players! The week was so splendid that it catapulted the Shithouse XI into the 3 Million Club!
Here is how the team looked:
With a rank of 3,132,201, I am only 400k off rock bottom!
Goalkeeper
Schmeichel – Kasper was brought in due to his inability to keep a clean sheet and he made us sweat a little after going over 60 minutes with no goal conceded. However, normal service resumed and Norwich fired one past him
Defence
Bassong – Bassong assumed the role of captain this week as my original selection of Colback didn’t make it. Bassong let in 2 goals and picked up a single point, doubled, that’s 2!
Huth – The Leicester double up worked a treat and with Huth picking up a Yellow his score was halved to 1!
Pieters – The only guy that let me down was the only defender I could really rely on before Gameweek 8, a Clean Sheet and 2 Bonus points was the chink in the shit suited armour.
Cook – 2 points from the last defender completes a total score of 14 from the back 5.
Midfield
Captain Colback – As previously stated Jack didn’t feature but his injury doesn’t look too serious.
Cattermole – The usual Yellow card and lack of CS is standard for this Shithouse legend!
Coquelin – As above Coquelin more than likely receives a yellow card, but escaped with only 2 points this week.
King – The third of my trio of Leicester players again only played 14 minutes which is more than acceptable, however we would ideally like to see him play more and score less!
Sanchez – For the majority of the season the villa Sanchez was matching the scores of the Arsenal one. Not anymore and the shit one didn’t even play, he’s on monitor.
Striker
Ayoze – Last weeks team destroyer returned to his usual self this week failing to make an impact on the city defence.
Gameweek 9
With the lack of International Presence for my 15 players, they come out of the International Break relatively unscathed.
Here is how we lineup:
No transfers.
Captain – Cook takes the armband this week as he sets sail to the Etihad to be subject of a bit of Ginger Kevin’s shooting boots.
By Matty Kaye
