S**THOUSE XI – FPL Gameweek 34 Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Milestone 3 achieved! The S**thouse XI have now exceeded the £4.1m mark with an overall rank of 4,108,327 with a gameweek score of 26, a whole 20 points below the average. With just 5 gameweeks left, is it possible to reach the ginormous feat of 4.2m? With the triple captain and bench boost chips still left to play, this will be a tall order but we will endeavour all the same.

Let’s recap gameweek 33 before looking forward to another double gameweek starting this weekend:

Goalkeeper

Jakupovic (1) A hat-trick of goals conceded and a single point rewarded.

Defence

Captain Fernandez (4) 2 points, in relative terms, is a bad captain choice.

Cook (0) I should have captained Cook for the pure reason I could have said Captain Cook, and that he was our first BFZ! (Big Fat Zero)

Jones (1) Stretchered off after 87 minutes and conceded two goals.

Total defensive points – 6

Midfield

Xhaka (6) An assist from being fouled. Not really an assist so I’ll take it.

Yacob (2) Dependable Claudio, 2 points.

Cattermole (1) The fastest yellow card this season after 39 seconds, legend.

Dier (3) Pesky Eric brings home 3 points which isn’t bad considering recent hauls.

Barry (1) Came on for 15 minutes and did sweet FA, 1 point.

Forwards

Hernandez (1) Seriously, a right waste of space, good for us though!

Vokes (6) Bad Robles. Penalty for Burnley meant my personal team suffered and the S**thouse gained!

The Bench (9) Thank God Holebas didn’t come on as he was my highest points scorer with 8.

Now onto this week’s S**thouse XI:

Transfer – Going double Watford defence! Cresswell OUT Britos IN

Captain – Make that triple captain! In a relegation battle between Boro and Sunderland, I expect Cattermole to break at least 4 legs.

Good luck, and save those reds for me!

Written by Matty Kaye (@FPL_vs)

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