A S**thouse XI milestone; a single figure points gameweek! Albeit, only 7 players played due to the blank gameweek but nevertheless a score of 9 is some achievement! That score helped my rank drop closer towards the next threshold of 4.1m, putting us at a cool 4,071,011 with a total drop of 3 thousand places.
Let’s talk you through the 7 shambolic S**thousers before showing you the spineless squad for gameweek 29.
Goalkeeper
Jakupovic (2) The Hull bubble is bursting again I think and they are firmly in the fight.
Defence
Cresswell (1) The newbie comes in with a debut score of one. Top draw Aaron.
Cook (0) BFZ! Big Fat Zero.
Fernandez (1) 2 goals conceded by Swansea was again, a welcomed surprise.
Midfield
Arter (2) With a yellow flag upon his name, this is not what we needed going into possible more blanks. However, his score from last week was a great one.
Captain Yacob (1) Again, he fails to let me down and delivered a single point which was doubled to make 2!
Forwards
Vokes (1) Sam comes off the bench to contribute the final point, bringing the team’s total to 9.
Now onto this week’s S**thouse XI:
Transfer – Holding transfer as we are happy with this team.
Captain – My 2 Arsenal midfield generals are taking the honour this week with Coquelin in the prime spot.
Good luck and save those reds for me!
Written by Matty Kaye (@SecurityKaye)