Normal service is resumed after a horrid gameweek last weekend. 29 points and those lovely claret arrows returned, putting me back in a disastrous (for most) rank of 4,083,227. Let’s take a look how that was achieved before checking in on the next round of games for the S**thouse XI.
Randolph (2) A lot of high scoring teams and thankfully for me, Arsenal was one of them.
Fernandez (1) With 10 minutes left, I was sweating, but then Spurs strike 3 and Fernandez loses 5 points.
Cook (2) Clean sheet wipe-out #2 as Liverpool fail to conquer another ‘less’ team but concede all the same.
Captain Billy Jones (2) 1 point doubled is only 2, a great captain choice!
Xhaka (3) His mate Francis didn’t turn up to the game but Xhaka didn’t really let me down.
Dier (1) Eric has learnt from his so called heroics in gameweek 30 as this week, he picked up just the single.
Barry (1) Turning into a cult legend, Gareth ‘The Barren’ Barry picks up another sole point.
Hernandez (14) 2 assists, 3 bonus and only played 50 minutes!
Vokes (2) This Big Sam is a bit s**t.
Stuani (1) Back in the frame for Boro maybe? Hoping so!
The Bench (1) Only Jakupovic made a contribution so some serious tinkering is needed!
Now onto this week’s S**thouse XI:
Transfer – Coquelin OUT Cattermole IN – The S**thouse Godfather is back!
Captain – Cattermole!
Good luck and save those reds for me!
Written by Matty Kaye (@MaffewKaye)