The red arrows continue after a few blips mid-season and this one was a cracker. 25 points, 31 below the average and a rank drop that edges me ever closer to the unimaginable 4.1 million mark! The current global league position is 4,098,063 so hopefully with another bad week, that will take me well into my re adjusted end of season target.
Let’s look into how this rank is so S**thouse below…
Jakupovic (3) Save points again for Jako makes him less desirable than originally thought. However, his lack of cleanies mitigates that.
Fernandez (1) A single for the Swansea man as they concede to the Hammers and this guy picks up a yellow in the process.
Cook (1) The second single of the rear guard as Bournemouth crumble under the league leaders’ pressure.
Jones (1) A hat-trick… of singles. Billy Jones and his defensive crew are no match for Leicester, despite holding them for large parts of the first half.
Total defensive points – 6
Xhaka (2) Did anyone see that pass? Search ‘Xhaka pass Crystal Palace’ and you will know why he’s in my team.
Captain Cattermole (2) A steady 2 points doubled on his return to the S**thouse XI.
Dier (9) In the early KO, I feared the worst when he scored, but my other lads turned it around. Bad Eric.
Barry (1) Gareth still manages to make appearances for Everton despite being the s**test player in their team. A single.
Hernandez (1) 33 minutes, no goals.
Vokes (1) 29 minutes, no goals.
Stuani (1) 57 minutes, no goals.
The Bench (5) – 3 players don’t play as the keeper picks up 5 points and got carded. That’s right, even my S**thouse keepers get the yellow cards!
Now onto this week and the S**thouse XI:
Transfer – Simply an eye for an eye – Kaboul OUT, Holebas IN.
Captain – Fernandez. I can’t see Swansea keeping a clean sheet for the rest of the season now.
Good luck and save those reds for me!
Written by Matthew Kaye (@MaffewKaye)