SHITHOUSE XI – Gameweek 36

So, you will never have thought it, but the SHITHOUSE XI managed to pick up some GREEN arrows! Don’t worry though, they are still ranked 3,317,419 out of 3,495,531! So here is how the team did:



Green – 10 points! What is Green trying to do to the team? After a penalty save against Liverpool, this earned the man between the sticks 2 bonus points too! Yes I repeat a Shithouser got a bonus point!


O’Shea – John did his best, but could only manage 30 minutes before going off with an injury… 1 point is better than 5!

Shawcross – Stoke City and Ryan continued their perfect shithouse form with zero points after conceding two goals and getting booked. Perfect.

Morgan – Well there had to be one…


N’Zonzi – 2 points and perfect shithouse performance.

Gardner – Our captain this week led the team from the top.

Cattermole – What does Cattermole love? You got it… a yellow card. Just the solitary point for the midfielder.

Jones – Burnley’s Jones was our vice captain this week and picked up just the usual 2 points!


Vardy – There we were, considering to take the seemingly in-form Vardy out. However, it wasn’t long before he was back to his usual self… 2 points.

Zamora – Bobby took a seat on the bench at the start of last week’s match. He is getting on a bit so can’t start every game, but is always a reliable player in the team. Keep it up Bobby!

Ideye – 11 minutes on the field results in a single point. Points wise it is perfect for the team, however our players need to play more and score less!

Gameweek 36:

With 3 weeks left of the season, we want to stop these green arrows as soon as possible and see if we can improve our final rank! So here is how we line up this week:


So two changes this week. Out go Song and Ideye as they have been out of favour somewhat of late. In come Berahino and Barry.


Zamora – Bobby, Bobby, Zamora!! Do us proud!

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