SHITHOUSE XI – Gameweek 38

So, here we are… gameweek 38, the final week of the 2014/2015 season! This season, saw the debut of the SHITHOUSE XI, and what a season it has been. At the start of the season, the aim of the shithouse team was to field a team that consistently score low points, but feature in their team week in, week out. The shithouse team have been very successful in doing this, although this week they actually scored above average! Here is how the team looked:


So with a current rank of 3,306,589 out of a total 3,501,612, the team managed 47 points.


Green – Unfortunately Rob went off injured after just 33 minutes last week, but a single point will do our team just fine.


Morgan – Leicester City have really found some form of late and unfortunately it has had the wrong effect on the shithouse xi…

Ward – Ward continued his shithouse form with a solid point. Well done Joel!

Caulker – We can always rely on QPR to concede and this week was no different. 1 point, cheers Steven!

Shawcross – Ryan and Stoke City managed a boring 0-0 draw against Burnley last week. We were hoping for Ings to show why he deserves a place in a Premier League team and find the back of the net against Stoke, however this wasn’t to be the case.


N’Zonzi – This lad had been randomly finding the back of the net and we had begun to question whether or not he deserved a place in this team. However he is back to his usual… 2 points!

Cattermole – Last week we captained the Sunderland man, and he somewhat repaid us with a booking over the two matches and nothing other than playing time. He is one booking away from breaking the record for the number of bookings in a season. We’re sure he will do it this week!

Barry – A booking and 90 minutes played = 1 point and more or less the perfect performance.

Jones – David did what he is good at, playing 90 minutes and picking up no extra fantasy football points.

Gardner – Craig went and set up a goal giving him 3 additional points, however he clearly felt he was letting the team down and went and got a booking!


Berahino – So there has to be one… Well done Saido, do this again and you may just get shipped out over the summer!

Gameweek 38:

So the final week is here and here is how the SHITHOUSE XI line up:


Player Out

Vardy – With the way Leicester City are performing, we couldn’t take the risk of having Jamie in the team anymore.

Player In

Defoe – With Sunderland facing the champions this final week at Stamford Bridge, we can only see one outcome here…

Our captaincy choice sees us stick with Cattermole as he is one booking away from breaking the record number of bookings in a season. Do us proud Lee.

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