SHITHOUSE XI – Gameweek 10 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Welcome back to the worst fantasy football team you are likely to ever come across. Gameweek 9 saw no FPL transfers being made, as my squad didn’t have many internationals so they all enjoyed a KFC instead. This tasty treat worked wonders as they all put in a distinctly lower than average performance in gameweek 9. With a Fantasy Premier League score of 25 which was less than half the weekly average my rank is now a staggering 3,220,124 putting the collection of crappers in the bottom 9%. Still a long way to go to reach that bottom percentile…



Schmeichel – Conceded 2 goals, but stopped 3 so ended up with a reasonable 2 points.


Bassong – Should have captained this guy as he conceded 6 goals putting him on minus 1!

Pieters – The bad boy of the class came back with a clean sheet, although he kind of made up for it with a yellow card and no sign of bonus points!

van Aanholt – It was a no show from Patrick so Danny Graham came in altering the formation to a 4-4-2!

Huth – A lonely point meant the Leicester duo brought home 3 in total.

Captain Cook – His boat took an absolute battering at City and barely made it back to the South Coast, zero doubled is zero!


Cattermole – Back to his best after a well earned rest in gameweek 6, saw his standard 2 points.

King – Didn’t feature in gameweek 9 however, Colback, back from injury brought back 2 points.

Coquelin – The third of the trio of C’s escaped with 3 points. It was a shame that none of the bad boy C’s picked up a yellow card!

Shit Sanchez – Didn’t play again and no sub was available, he’s on monitor…


Ayoze – Yet again, the young Spaniard let me down with a goal and assist, he’s out!

Graham – Came on as sub in the Shithouse XI and for Sunderland he attributed 1 point to the total.

So here is the line-up for gameweek 10 and you will see I have taken a massive gamble bringing England’s ‘best’ goal scorer into the fray. We’ll see what a load of shit that statement is! Bring it!



Ayoze (OUT) -> Rooney (IN)

Pieters (OUT) -> Hutton (IN)

Captain – Going for Bassong, hoping his form continues.

Good Luck everyone!

By Matty Kaye


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