Gameweek 27 was a poor one for the S**THOUSE XI, as the team actually scored above the average FPL score of 33 points. 38 Fantasy Premier League points in fact, saw the team achieve a rare green arrow, hopefully we can rectify this in gameweek 28. Here is how the team performed:
Goalkeeper
Boruc – The wrong keeper was played this week, as Boruc somehow kept a clean sheet! We will punish him by benching him next week!
Defenders
Hutton – A big fat ZERO! One of the best players in the S**THOUSE XI this week as he conceded 2 goals and went and got a yellow card too!
Cook – Another Bournemouth clean sheet! Not sure what they are playing at, but that pretty much guaranteed that we had green arrows…
Bassong – Our captain unfortunately didn’t play and due to the blank gameweek we didn’t have anyone to come in for him in the back line… Shame! Zero points.
Huth – Who would have thought that the S**THOUSE XI would end up with 3 clean sheets! Huth scored 6 points and will be dropped out of the team!
Midfielders
Cattermole – Lee is a S**THOUSE XI legend and he never lets us down. 2 points, perfect!
Yacob – Again another brilliant performance from the West Brom midfielder. His team bagged 3 goals and he didn’t have a say on any of them!
Coquelin – Arsenal get beat by United’s youth team, but a star performance from Francis brought home 2 points!
Strikers
Agbonlahor – Gabby took the captain’s armband due to Bassong not playing, and he showed great leadership. He led by example and picked up a solid 2 points, making that 4 as captain!
Jerome – Cameron is now playing and with 90 minutes under his belt he rewarded our faith with 2 points!
Ulloa – Vardy is usually the goal scorer for Leicester, however this S**THOUSE tried to steal the show with the only goal of the game.
Now onto this week’s team:
Transfer:
Huth (OUT) -> Coloccini (IN)
So with Huth’s performances of late there was only one option, which was to give him the boot!
Captain – This week it is Lucas, as he is playing in defence and doesn’t get the clean sheet bonuses, that’s dedication to the S**THOUSE cause!
Written by Matty Kaye
