S**THOUSE XI – Gameweek 31 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Another successful gameweek for this set of truly awful footballers. After my record week in gameweek 29, I didn’t think the S**THOUSE XI could do it again. With just 17 points this week when other teams were closing in on 100, I feel very proud of them. I dropped another 4k so this road to doom is a slow one. I hope that in the double gameweeks coming up, I will benefit massively and take a huge drop. My global rank is now 3,453,276, the lowest it’s ever been. Let’s re-cap gameweek 30 and then look at this weekend’s line-up



Boruc – 2 goals flew past him meaning just a point for Artur.


Bassong – Coming back from injury, he couldn’t make the gameweek which was great as Norwich kept City out!

Hutton – 1 point from Alan means he keeps to his average score.

Captain Taylor – Only 1 goal conceded by Newcastle away to table toppers Leicester is a cause for concern for us as Newcastle have some ‘easy’ games coming up and a new defensive manager in charge. We need to avoid clean sheets!

Cook – Again this div lets me down, 7 points!

Bacuna – Another no show from Bacuna means he’s outta there!

Total defensive points – 13 (including captains)


Colback – 2 points from the make shift left back is more than fine by me!

Ulloa – Subbed on again is perfect for us this week.

Agbonlahor – Coming back from injury meant he didn’t make an appearance.

Jerome – 1 point again from Cameron, it’s his favourite score, bless.

So with only 7 players playing I feel like I’ve cheated through this gameweek but with a zero hit policy it’s the best coverage I could manage!


Captain – This week is Coquelin and I’m hoping he repeats his bad boy antics in the early kick off.

Transfer – This week is Bacuna to his mate Lescott to ensure coverage of that Villa defence!

Written by Matty Kaye


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