The dream continues here at S**thouse HQ as my reds continue coming in. Wildcard was the order last gameweek and I felt I used it wisely, all with one exception of that S**THOUSE, Steve Cook. He has hurt me so many times this season so why the hell did I include him in my Wildcard squad! His fixtures are not too great in coming weeks so I guess I’m stuck with him. Anyway, onto the rank… A 6k jump has landed me ever closer to that 3.5m mark with a finishing rank of 3,499,587. The way I see it, whilst we’re on a roll let’s throw the dice, so bench boost is activated. That’s right, 15 so called athletes will take to the field for a much needed last push to doom!
Total gameweek 33 points – 30
Average FPL points – 56
Goalkeeper
Guzan – A point from the Villa keeper kept my score very honest, well done Bradley.
Defenders
Kaboul – 3 points from the Sunderland centre back which is an odd score for a defender. He somehow managed 2 bonus points yet conceded 2 goals. Explain?
Steven Taylor – Injured after conceding 2 goals equals sweet FA for the Geordie.
Captain Wollscheid – I bought Wally for him to be a wally. A wally he was which means our captain scores zero! What a wally.
Lescott – Like his keeper Brad, Lescott returned his usual 1 point score!
Cook – Again! He does this! Why did I buy him… again!
Total defensive points – 15
Midfielders
Cattermole – 2 points from Lee is completely acceptable!
Cork – New boy comes in with a maiden score of 3. I’ll let that slide… this time.
Coquelin – 1 minute away from halving his points as he completes 60 minutes and then gets subbed.
Wanyama – What the… Wanyama, you scored on his debut, you dingbat.
Strikers
Ulloa – Can always rely on Ulloa to play a portion of the game and bring home a single. Top job.
Now onto this week’s team:
This week I have got rid of Agbonlahor as his own manager admitted he wasn’t fit enough to play Premier League Football! That’s why I bought him!
Transfer – Agbonlahor > Gomis
Captain – Steven Taylor
Chips Used – Bench boost
Good luck all and keep those reds for me!
Written by Matty Kaye
