After dropping another 150k in global Fantasy Premier League ranks the Shithouse team is progressing nicely. Fortunes could have been greater if my first captain fail hadn’t of surfaced. Playing Ayoze with the armband against Chelsea was very naive as I fully thought Chelsea were back to their defensive greatness, how wrong was that presumption!? Ayoze grabbed a goal, assist and 3 bonus points scoring 2 more points than my entire Shithouse team! Of course that was doubled yet my end score was below the average of 36 points. Only 72 thousand FPL places below my initial target of 3 million is good progress, however major surgery is needed at Turd Towers as many players didn’t play, bring on gameweek 8!
Schmeichel – The new boy Schmeichel showed his credentials conceding 5 goals at home to Arsenal bringing home a lonely 2 points, great job.
Bassong, Cook, Pieters & PvA – Every single defender played, every single defender conceded and only Pieters escaped with 2 points, double what the rest achieved. Total defensive points, 5!
Midfielders & Strikers
Cattermole – A single point from Lee, he is definitely the Shithouse’s best player.
King – Coming off the bench at half time for a Leicester forward meant his job was to stem the Arsenal attack. Leicester then conceded 3 more goals, brilliant job Andy!
Sanchez – Bringing home a solitary point after being subbed at 59 minutes is pure genius! Tim Sherwood, take a Shithouse bow!
Colback & Gabby – Both coming into the gameweek with a slight injury meant they featured no part in the Shithouse XI. With Coquelin now fit again; this is less of a concern.
Ayoze – Lets not talk about it…
So here is gameweek 8’s line up….
Clark (OUT) -> Huth (IN)
Clark has to make way as he no longer plays and with Leicester seemingly unable to keep a clean sheet it is Robert Huth who comes in for a Leicester defensive double up!
This week my captain will be Jack Colback but with his yellow flag the vice captaincy could be very important so I will go for Bassong, who will inevitably concede.
By Matty Kaye