SHITHOUSE XI – Gameweek 32

Gameweek 31 saw the SHITHOUSE XI haul in a solid score of 32 points, which was respectively 20 points below average. Luckily we left the star of the team on the bench this week, in the form of Zamora, but we did pick the wrong keeper out of the two double gameweekers.

Here is how we scored:



Green – As we have already said, unfortunately we played Green who outscored his team mate Guzan. They both had two games last week so was a tight call, I’m sure he will be back to his self this week.


Morgan – We were a bit worried about Wes, as he had picked up 7 and 6 points in his previous two games. We thought he had changed… He hasn’t, it was just a blip. 2 points again for this lad.

Ward – Just like Morgan, Ward managed to do the team proud picking up a solid 2 points for playing!

O’Shea – What? A clean sheet? John managed to help Sunderland to a rare clean sheet and helped himself to 7 points!


Livermore – Our first Hull City midfielder, Jake, managed to score more than his team mate David Meyler, as he scored 2 points. A 3-1 loss to Swansea and his next fixture against Southampton reads well for this shithouser.

Meyler – David is  this weeks star shithouser, as the Hull City midfielder managed to pick up a red card after just 52 minutes! Well played!

Jones – Our Burnley midfielder managed a solid 3 points, 2 points for playing and 1 for a clean sheet, which definitely wasn’t expected against Spurs and Harry Kane! Back to formality against Arsenal this week?

Gardner – A solid 71 minutes played and the usual 2 points for playing. Not much else we could ask for!

N’Zonzi – For the third week in a row the Stoke City midfielder picks up just 2 points, keep it up!


Vardy – Vardy continued his unusual good form this week as he picked up an assist against West Ham. After scoring 11 points the week before, if he continues we may have to consider someone else, maybe Aguero!

Diouf – After a goal last week, we wondered whether Diouf could back this up with another goal against Chelsea… Of course he couldn’t, standard 2 points.

Gameweek 32:

The Shithouse XI didn’t need too many changes this week as for once we seem to have nearly a full team that are regularly playing! With only the one transfer this week, here is how they line up:


Player out:

Davis – As Curtis has picked up a thigh injury, and is out until at least the end of the month we have decided to get rid of the lad.

Player in:

Shawcross – Last year Ryan was a rock, however this season he has struggled somewhat and with 3 points in his last 3 games he is definitely in good shithouse form!

Captaincy – This week goes to the one and only Bobby Zamora, who managed a massive 13 points last week, can he do it again? Only time will tell…

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