Disaster strikes at FPL Shithouse XI HQ, for the first time in 9 gameweeks we see green arrows! With an uplift of 219k in the Fantasy Premier Legaue ranks, the team have definitely had the wind taken from their sails but we will regroup and come back stronger! For gameweek 16, I have decided to not make any transfers this week but keeping compliant with one of the key rules, I will ensure I make 2 next week!
Ruddy – In a shock move at Vicarage Road, their keepers decided to swap roles with Ruddy becoming Rudd and therefore picking up no points for my team, great right!? No, Schmeichel was waiting on my subs bench with 6 points, not a good start!
Huth – Huth has picked up some unexpected cleanies of late and having double Leicester was the main cause of the green arrows! His fixtures become more challenging soon so he stays.
Bassong – Norwich have been relatively solid even though clean sheets have been hard to find and this week it was back to normal as Watford fired 2 past them, bring back Ruddy!
Hutton – One of my rocks at the back after averaging zero points in the last 3 games. Failure to secure a clean sheet at St Mary’s and being cautioned with a card meant another 1 pointer, brilliant!
Cook – Cook was awarded 10 fantasy points after keeping a clean sheet against the champions and an assist to boot! Arrgghhhhh
van Aanholt – Back to reality for Sunderland after back to back clean sheets as they crumbled at the Emirates against a strong Arsenal side, phew!
Total defensive points – 19!
Noble – With Cattermole missing out to injury my captain duties were passed onto Mark and with a clean sheet bonus he ended up on 6 points (which wasn’t the flipping plan)!
Colback – Colback came back and provided 2 points for the team. He was quite key to shutting out favourites Liverpool but did well to reduce his Shithouse points by being cautioned at the same time.
Lucas – Lucas was competing against Colback in the same game and in the space of 10 minutes they both picked up a yellow card! Great team work lads!
Sánchez – Carlos reverted back to playing 90 minutes although came out of the game with a yellow flag but it’s not thought to be serious, 2 lonely points again.
Ayew – After his debut goal last week he reverted to the form that brought him into this shit side with 2 points!
No Transfers this week
Captain – My captain this week will be Jack Colback who faces an in-form, pacey Spurs side and I’m hoping for a red card!
By Matty Kaye