The three C’s are back for gameweek 25!! Coquelin, Cattermole and Colback, the 3 musketeers… well they cause tears at least but I thought I would kick this FPL article off with this exciting news ahead of the gameweek 24 summary. Gameweek 24 provided many managers with heartache however here at the S**thouse XI HQ, we were overwhelmed with the performance of the lads. That trip to Butlins did wonders as our lads came back with a score 25 below the weekly fantasy Premier League average, dropping 16 thousand places in the process. My target of 3.5m is looking a long shot but I’m confident my rank will keep dropping!
To re-cap, my gameweek 24 score was 35 and my overall rank is now 3,417,437.
Bunn – “The Baker” made some impressive stops against West Ham but the Hammers might was too much as Mark came back clean sheet-less and just the 2 points.
Bassong – After conceding 5 goals the week before, it was another 3 conceded at home for Norwich as the toll of the Premier League shows at the promoted club. ZERO points.
Cook – A single point for Cook as he was a naughty boy and picked up a yellow card meaning his total was only 1.
Coloccini – Conceded 3 goals in a game where Newcastle ended up with 10 men. Unfortunately Coloccini stayed on the pitch meaning he brought back 1 point for the team.
Huth – An injury put Jack Colback out meaning Huth was auto subbed. He really needs to be sold ASAP! 8 points.
Captain Cattermole – 2 points doubled is 4 and I knew Lee would not let me down… Great effort.
Yacob – Claudio is fitting in well now and keeps delivering his standard 2 points a game.
Lucas – This guy gives us all hope that we can do anything we want with a bit of luck. How is he a footballer!? But thankfully for me, he is. 1 point.
Rooney – OK so I hold my hands up with Wayne, he is finding some form and he is on my watch list to be removed! 10 points.
Jerome – Played 21 minutes and did nothing, 1 point.
Okazaki – Proving a nuisance with his goals of late so its curtains, he’s out!
Now onto this week’s team…
Transfers – This week sees us bring in Francis Coquelin and Leonardo Ulloa in place of Sanchez (no not that one) and Okazaki. (No points hit required!)
Captain – This week, the armband stays with Lee Cattermole.
Written by Matty Kaye.