SHITHOUSE XI – Gameweek 5 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Things are getting back on track here at FPL Shithouse HQ with a tantalising 20 point return from gameweek 4’s bunch of crap houses. I appreciate that some of my players are not playing regularly at their respective clubs which is a direct violation of rule #1 “They must play regularly for their team”. With this in mind, the first Fantasy Premier League wildcard has been played and with the summer transfer window now over I expect all these players to put in a shit shift every week.


With red arrows and a staggering rank of 2,673,071, I’m slipping down those ranks and getting closer the the 3 million mark.


Butland – Continues to let everyone down every week which is perfect for this team, and so he keeps his place in the wildcard changes.


PvA – Coming on for a 1 pointer again is perfect Shithouse material! He also keeps his spot.

Distin – Not getting a look in at Bournemouth so he is out of my team, in comes Bassong.

Captain Cathcart – Brilliant captaincy choice, picking up a single point, doubled with the armband. I do think however Watford will be very ‘Burnley Like’ this year, so he is out for Pieters.


Navas – My gamble paying off as my most valuable player homes in on a lonely point. Gambles are not for the Shithouse, so he makes way for Andy King.

Colback – 2 points from the first shit C.

Cattermole – Shithouse legend and never lets me down, 1 point again.

Coquelin – Gets stuck in and never picks up anything but playing points, he stays.

Sanchez – Superbly shit.


Ighalo – a 2 pointer from the new boy. That’s how its done Callum, none of this hat trick lark and you might’ve stayed in the team!

Graham – The only player to score anything this week isn’t a bad turn out, he’s still a keeper.

Transfers – mass wildcard changes as per below

Ruddy > Speroni
Distin > Bassong
Pocognoli > Clark
S.Taylor > Cook
Navas > King
Crouch > Agbonlahor

So here is Gameweek 5’s line-up….


I’m giving Sanchez the honour of double points this week, that’s right the shit one.

By Matty Kaye.


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