SHITHOUSE XI – Gameweek 7 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Going into Sunday the FPL Shithouse XI had registered an all-time low 10 points but with Speroni not regaining his place over McCarthy it was Butland who came off my bench with his assist! WTF I hear you say, exactly, misery compounded. Other than that Cook continued his high scoring form with a clean sheet this time as the rest of my sorry squad scored nothing higher than 2 points.


With a total of 27 points and a rank of 2,795,170 I saw a drop of over 2 hundred thousand places.


Butland – Conceded but his assist and 3 saves ensured 2 bonus points and he is becoming a nuisance in my team.


PvA & Pieters – With both of these defenders in shit form they are more than welcome to stay. Pieters’ season form is perfect for this team with his last 6 outings returning this points record – 1-1-1-1-1-1.

Bassong – With a steady 2 points, its business as expected for the Norwich rear end.

Cook – A clean sheet but no bonus point is a consolation for what was a disaster otherwise.


Colback, Cattermole & Coquelin – 3 points between them including one captain is great news. Shame Cattermole didn’t play; maybe Advocaat is seeing some sense! Nooooooo.

Sanchez – 1 point less than the Good one for the third week in a row. Take note Alexis!

King – Comes off the bench for Cattermole and Leicester to provide a lonely point although his League Cup goal on Tuesday is causing concerns at Shithouse HQ.


Gabby – In a local derby you expect goals but on this occasion, not from Villa, not from Gabby. Well played.

Ayoze – Did Sweet fuck all again, lovely stuff!

So here is gameweek 6’s line-up…



Speroni (OUT) -> Schmiechel (IN)

Leicester cannot keep a clean sheet so he is perfect shithouse material!

This week my captain will be Ayoze at home to a Chelsea side that could have turned a corner. Could have

By Matty Kaye


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