A S**thouse XI milestone; a single figure points gameweek! Albeit, only 7 players played due to the blank gameweek but nevertheless a score of 9 is some achievement! That score helped my rank drop closer towards the next threshold of 4.1m, putting us at a cool 4,071,011 with a total drop of 3 thousand places.
Let’s talk you through the 7 shambolic S**thousers before showing you the spineless squad for gameweek 29.
Jakupovic (2) The Hull bubble is bursting again I think and they are firmly in the fight.
Cresswell (1) The newbie comes in with a debut score of one. Top draw Aaron.
Cook (0) BFZ! Big Fat Zero.
Fernandez (1) 2 goals conceded by Swansea was again, a welcomed surprise.
Arter (2) With a yellow flag upon his name, this is not what we needed going into possible more blanks. However, his score from last week was a great one.
Captain Yacob (1) Again, he fails to let me down and delivered a single point which was doubled to make 2!
Vokes (1) Sam comes off the bench to contribute the final point, bringing the team’s total to 9.
Now onto this week’s S**thouse XI:
Transfer – Holding transfer as we are happy with this team.
Captain – My 2 Arsenal midfield generals are taking the honour this week with Coquelin in the prime spot.
Good luck and save those reds for me!
Written by Matty Kaye (@SecurityKaye)