S**THOUSE XI – Gameweek 15 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Welcome back and for those that are following this series, you will be in no shock to hear that my team of no hopers have done it again; another red arrow, their 12th consecutive red in a row! This whopping achievement puts the S**thouse XI in a mouth-watering overall rank of 3,877,973 which is another 30k drop.

With a final score of 23, my team did well. However, this doesn’t tell the full story as after the Saturday games had finished, the total was only 6! SIX! Even more satisfying was the fact that full starting XI played at least 1 minute, as they have done for the majority of the season, even with 2 players suspended! In fact, the only player not to make an appearance was the Burnley defender, Matt Lowton, not that it changed the score as they conceded 2 goals away to Stoke.

Let’s recap last weekend before taking you through the S**thouse XI for gameweek 15.



Marshall (3) – Picked the wrong keeper for once here as Marshall only let a single goal in and made some saves, taking him to a cool 3 points!

Francis (0) – What a game this was. Thankfully, Francis came out of it with a BFZ! (Big Fat Zero)

Kone (2) – 2 points for the Sunderland centre back is a standard score for him.

Ogbonna (0) – Conceded five goals, the majority to an Arsenal powerhouse, and picked up another BFZ!

Barragan (7) – What a dingbat; a clean sheet and a bonus. Naughty boy.

Total defensive points – A disappointing 12


Captain Coquelin (1) – Booked and conceded. Perfect. 1 point doubled!

Yacob (2) – Love this guy and this is why. Fantasy points form this season: 3-2-2-1-2-1-1-2-0-0-2-3-2-2!

Dier (3) – Re-categorised as a midfielder means he gets reduced CS points but just as many cards. 3 points.

Barry (1) – Booked, conceded, brilliant.


Vokes (1) – Came off the bench to try and rescue the game… and failed.

Diomande (2) – Back from suspension, he is back to doing naff all.

The Bench (1) – Only a point for Gomes as Lowton is rested and Rooney and Behrami were suspended.

Onto gameweek 15 now and my wildcard is still intact. I will use this at the latest possible time…

Transfer – Going double down on West Ham at the back with Masuaku in for Matt Lowton.

Captain – Ogbonna has a go at captain as I expect Liverpool to demolish him and the rest of the Hammers side.

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