I am absolutely dumbfounded that a S**thouse XI with 2 clean sheets and a captain who assisted managed to bring home yet another red arrow. God is looking down on these useless specimens as a lower than usual drop (7k) was achieved. A red arrow all the same and more importantly, all XI contributed.
Let’s now recap gameweek 16 before moving onto the next round of the S**thouse XI…
Marshall – 3 points for the Hull keeper as Spurs dominated.
Francis – Clean sheet number 1 but “Big Simon” avoided any significant match action and as a result, bagged zero bonus points.
Barragan – A single for the Boro fullback as Liverpool showed thier class.
Kone – Another 2 points from Kone was 2 more than expected as Chelsea could only manage a single goal.
Ogbonna – Clean sheet number 2 as West Ham scraped past Burnley.
Total defense points – 18.
Captain Coquelin – 10 points as the rarest of assists was awarded to the Frenchman. Where was his red card?!
Yacob – “Claudio Dependable” returns a safe 2 points.
Dier – Needs to up his game as the yellow card counter has been static for way too long.
Vokes – All 3 strikers make it 2 points a piece, the absolute decider between green and red arrows.
Rooney – Some may say this is gamble; I just say he’s s**t.
Diomande – Hull are a bad, bad team.
Onto gameweek 17 now and the first chip of the season comes out. “All out attack” activated as all my defenders play weak opposition. This is always a gamble due to my less than capable players being prone to rotation, yet I’m hoping the chip pulls through.
Here’s how the S**thouse XI line up:
Transfer – Francis to Robertson as I bolster that Hull defence.
Captain – Coquelin. He surely can’t repeat his antics in the same week, can he?!
Good luck and save those reds for me!