Even the SHTHOUSE XI manager hates the International breaks and this was no exception, but after 2 terrible performances from England, attention turns back to the Premier League. In Gameweek 7, the SHITHOUSE XI achieved a very poor 12 points, that’s just over a point per average player! 10 players featured this time as my injury list mounts. A single point from my captain was 1 point more than the last 2 weeks, but we’ll take that. The SHITHOUSE XI now ranks at an impressive 3,626,951 – what a stunning sight!
Here’s how the SHITHOUSE XI looked at the end of the week:
Gomes (1) – 2 goals conceded at home to Bournemouth is a very very poor result, but great for this team!
Francis (0) – 2 goals conceded away to Watford, along with a booking works well with us, zero points!
Robertson (0) – Hull are starting to show their true colours with a effortless loss to Chelsea. zero points once again.
Lowton (2) – This week’s joint top scorer with just 2 points, as Arsenal scrape past them in injury time.
Total Defensive Points – 3 points!
Barry (1) – Found himself in the referee’s pocket and a shoddy display from the season’s early sting in the SHITHOUSE XI tail.
Captain Yacob (2) – With Djilobodji failing to start for the Black Cats, the honour of team captain was given to the dependable Claudio and dependable he was!
Fellaini (0) – Failed to play, he needs to go.
Dier (1) – Only making 19 minutes of shithouse game time a point was his only reward.
Diomande (2) – Surprisingly still managing to get in the Hull team after a wave of new forward signings, but could only manage 62 minutes.
Vokes (2) – As expected, unable to penetrate the Gunners defence.
Zaza (1) – He has been a shocking signing for West Ham, which is why he was brought in!
Bench – All failed to play, Wildcard Time?
Now onto this week:
Fellaini (OUT) -> Behrami (IN) – After playing every game for Watford, scoring and assisting zero times, but picking up 3 bookings, he seems the ideal candidate.
Captain – Barry, please do not let me down!
Good Luck all and save those reds for me
Written by Matty Kaye
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