S**THOUSE XI – Gameweek 13 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Gameweek 12 and still only one green arrow that came about in gameweek 2, thats 10 rounds with constant red arrows. The margins are getting smaller and sooner or later, a green arrow will appear! The lads scored a gracious 30 points this week, 10 behind the average leaving a lasting rank of 3,806,819, only 300k from dead last and way more than the original starting total of 3.6m players. A great achievement but the hard work certainly starts here!

Lets talk about how gameweek 12 got on before delving into the S**thouse XI team for this weekend.

Shithouse XI


Marshall (1) – Picked the right keeper as his deputy, Gomes, had a score double the Hull shot stopper!


Barragan (2) – Boro were pretty tight against Chelsea and Barragan is a decent fullback. Lets hope he can last until my wildcard!

Francis (6) – Clean sheet number one for the Cherryman, thats right, there is more than one!

Lowton (0) – No, that’s not a blank score from Matt Lowton but the result of conceding 4 against the Baggies, thats right, the Baggies scored 4 past my defence!

Ogbonna (1) – Harry Kane spoiled the party for West Ham and with that, a single point for my Hammers centre back.

Kone (6) – In a week where Sunderland get a clean sheet and Anichebe scores a brace, I can accept the odd anomaly.

Total Defensive Points – 16


Captain Coquelin (6) – More than I expected from the dirty Frenchman.

Yacob (3) – 3 points for Claudio. Oh well, at least he didn’t score!

Behrami (2) – Standard 2 points for Valon; where are my yellow cards though?!

Dier (2) – One of my best additions to the S**thouse XI Squad, 2 points.


Zaza (1) – As soon as West Ham signed this guy I was like, get him in my team! He hasn’t let me down.

The Bench (4) – With only Barry and Diomande not featuring because of suspensions, it was a great turnout!

Now onto this week. Here’s how the S**thouse XI look:

Shithouse XI

Transfer – Seeing as all 15 players in my team are regulars for their clubs, I am going to hold my transfer, giving me 2 next week.

Captain – I’m thinking Chelsea will torment a broken Spurs defence and Hazard and co will have too much pace for Eric to cope with. Here’s to hoping for a possible red card!

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