SHITHOUSE XI – Gameweek 37

These SHITHOUSERS are starting to show some good form! After a whole season of poor performances, a lot of these players now find themselves in a relegation scrap and have to step up, which unfortunately for us has seen some unusually high point hauls! Here is how the team did in gameweek 36:



Green – A big fat ZERO points! A true shithouse perfromance from Rob after he let in 6 against Manchester City.


Morgan – Leicester City were proper shithousers for the majority of this season, but have really turned it around and Morgan is starting to kick off. Maybe time to remove him from the team.

Ward – A fantastic 1 point from Palace’s Ward, keep it up!

Shawcross – Ryan was brought into the squad with a really poor point scoring record. 2 clean sheets in 5 gameweeks is worrying!

Caulker – Just like his compatriot in goal, Caulker saw his team have 6 goals hit the back of their net which meant the QPR defender finished the week on minus 1! The unfortunate thing for us is that we won’t be able to select him in next season’s shithouse squad as QPR are down, unless he is transferred to another Premier League team of course.


Gardner – Our first midfielder has managed 5 points which isn’t a good sign.

Cattermole – Lee will certainly get a spot in next season’s squad. He loves a booking, not this week unfortunately but a solid score of 3 points.

N’Zonzi – Steven now has 21 points in the space of 4 gameweeks averaging over 5 points in recent weeks. Something’s not quite right.


Zamora – Bobby went up against Manchester City this week and unfortunately didn’t quite make the 60 minute mark. 52 minutes played, giving him the 1 point, making that 2 as captain.

Berahino – Saido was brought in for one thing – not to score goals. He is certainly doing his job well.

Vardy – With Ulloa taking all the applause of late, Vardy does unfortunately do a bit of damage to the team with an assist. Unfortunate, as 2 points may have seen us secure those red arrows.

Gameweek 37

After a second green arrow in as many weeks, we are keen to get the reds back! Here is how we line up aiming to do this:

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O’Shea – John has picked up an injury and with only 2 gameweeks left this season we have taken the Sunderland defender out of the team.


Delaney – Crystal Palace have two remaining fixtures against Liverpool (away) and Swansea (home), tough to say the least. Delaney currently has an average point per game score of 2 points… perfect for the shithouse squad.

This week we have handed Cattermole the captain’s armband. It is common knowledge that Cattermole loves a booking, and this week he has two games in which he can get one!

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