Considering the skill and fitness level of my 15 players I fully expected them to over endulge over the festive period and thier FPL points were testiment to that presumption. Gameweek 18 saw a total score of 24 points, the red arrows were back! A fall of 16.5k was observed which puts me in the top 95%! My rank is currently 3,413,402, what a year so far, lets hope for more in gameweek 19!
Goalkeeper
Rudd – Rudd impressed me and he doesnt deserve to be in this squad but its his 4 men in front who do the damage. 7 saves, 3 points.
Defenders
van Aanholt – A Shithouse manager’s dream when you see a big fat zero points, even after playing 90 minutes.
Huth – Leicester’s bubble finally burst and with that came another Huth card, 1 point.
Captain Bassong – The gamble paid off and with a 3 goal defeat it was 1 point doubled for Sebastien.
Total defensive points – 6
Midfield
Colback – 1 point came with a yellow card, this guy does not dissapoint.
Lucas – 1 minute 1 point, that is how it is done ladies.
Noble – 2 points from the West Ham bad boy however his lack of cautions is a worry so I cautioned him about it.
Sanchez – Yes, the shit one and now he is yellow flag and a doubt for tomorrow, come on Carlos, we need you!
Forwards
Jerome – Back to his usual self after a shocking 11 pointer last week. Jerome couldn’t muster a goal so a 2 point haul was his return.
Okazaki – Like his fellow striker, Jerome, Okazaki couldn’t deliver away to Liverpool, 2 points.
J Ayew – Back to back goal! What the… He’s outta there, can’t have those type of perfomances in the shithouse XI.
Now looking at this week’s team:
Captain – Lucas gets the armband and a repeat of the gameweek gone would be ideal!
Transfers
Ayew (OUT) -> Rooney (IN)
Wayne Rooney, England’s ‘Best’ ever player is BACK! In for the in-form Jordan Ayew.
Noble (OUT) -> Yacob (IN)
Mark Noble goes out for the much more naughty Cladio Yacob.
Written by Matty Kaye
