S**THOUSE XI – Gameweek 32 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Finally we’re back in business for FPL and for my S**THOUSE XI, the majority have had a well-earned rest as not many are allowed to play for their home nation. The last gameweek was a success with a team total of less than half the average, 25, which resulted in inevitable red arrows for the S**THOUSE XI. The current S**THOUSE XI rank is currently 3,465,641 putting me in the top 99.14% of all teams entered in gameweek 1, result! Let’s look at my points from gameweek 31 before showing you who made the cut for gameweek 32…



Boruc – Bournemouth were rolled over by the Spurs steam train meaning Artur only picked up 2 points.


Bassong – What a clown, back to back clean sheets for Norwich meant Bassong was my highest scorer with 7 points!

Hutton – 2 points from the first of my Villa contingent was enough to earn him captain duties this coming week.

Lescott – Lescott went one better, literally one better with a 1 point return!

Cook – Another single from Steve meant he is paying me back for those high scoring weeks prior.

Total defensive points – 13


Yacob – Another absent performance from Claudio was the very reason why I signed him.

Colback – Woop woop, his 10th yellow of the season means he can’t even contribute his usual 2 points for a few weeks.

Captain Coquelin – Bad choice in captain from me as Francis earned a valuable clean sheet for the Gunners.

Cattermole – The third of the 3 Cs concludes the midfield with a single, lonely 1 point. Great job Lee.


Agbonlahor – 17 minutes played, God knows why he is playing, but thank God he is.

Ulloa – 15 minutes played, out of favour at Leicester but thankfully still making appearances.

So now onto this week’s S**THOUSE XI:


This week see’s many unattractive games for defenders, which is music to my ears so I’m keeping my transfers for a double swap next week. As previously stated, the captain’s armband goes to the well-deserved Alan ‘1 point’ Hutton

Good luck all and keep those reds for me!

Written by Matty Kaye


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