I’m a little disappointed that my s**thouse XI players are being found out by their club managers. 4 of my squad of 15 didn’t play a minute leaving only 8 players who contributed. Nevertheless, these players contributed well as my total score was a cracking 13 points! This ridiculously low score catapulted my rank south with a juicy red arrow to match. A 13k drop means that my overall rank is now 3,527,369. Can I make it into the 3.6m club! I can only dream…
Goalkeeper
Guzan – 1 point again from the Villa man, one of my best signings of 2016!
Defenders
Kaboul – In my personal squad I am contemplating buying Younes which worries me with both squads! 6 points!
Captain Wollscheid – Zero points doubled means “Hero”!
Cook – This guy has been a thorn in my side for a while. Thankfully this week, Steve was well behaved, 0 points.
Lescott – Beats his goalkeeping colleague by 1 and is the 3rd defender to score diddly squat!
Midfielders
Wanyama – played half a game, he’s definitely not half a man! 1 point.
Cattermole – 3 points from the first of my 4 C’s, that’s right, we’ve had an upgrade! Although Colback did leave, thankfully!
Cork – The new addition to the 4C’s is Jack Cork and a 2 point return is the reason why.
Coquelin – Absent.
Strikers
Gomis – Absent.
Berahino – Injured.
Bench
Jerome – Absent.
Barry – Injured.
Steven Taylor – Injured.
This needs to be addressed so my transfers are to bring in players who play at least.
So now onto this week’s team, and here is how we line up:
Transfer
Steven Taylor > Mbemba
Captain
This week the honour goes to Victor Wanyama.
Written by Matty Kaye
