S**THOUSE XI – FPL Gameweek 38 Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Gameweek 37 was a teriffic gameweek for many fantasy managers, with the majority playing the bench boost and hitting 150+ FPL points! This fantasy team however is slightly different. The Shithouse XI played the bench boost, however the team only managed a total of 31 points across the 15 players!

Here’s how the Shithouse XI looked at the end of the week:


Adrian (2) – Somehow, the West Ham keeper managed to get 2 points after conceding 4 goals to Liverpool! Not a bad return nevertheless!


Lowton (1) – Just the single point for the Burnley defender as they saw 2 goals hit the back of their net against Bournemouth.

Fernandez (6) – A clean sheet from Fernandez makes him the joint top scorer of the week, jeopardising his potential selection next season!

Martins Indi (0) – Captain Fantastic! A massive 0 points for this weeks captain as Stoke conceded 4 against Arsenal!

Jones (2) – A double gameweek, with the same result in each figure. Both 2-0 losses resulted in a single point in each game!


Yacob (3) – Claudio always performs for the Shithouse XI, and this week he did just that. 3 points.

Cattermole (1) – From one Shithouse XI legend to another! Cattermole trumped Yacob with just a single point across the two games!

Dier (4) – Spurs scored 8 goals across their two games and miraculously Dier was not involved in any!

Barry (1) – Just the 11 minutes for Barry, giving him a single point.

Xhaka (5) – The second highest points return of the week wasn’t exactly appreciated, but considering he had a double gameweek it wasn’t a disaster.


Vokes (6) – Sam managed to score only his 9th goal of the season, which game him the joint highest tally this week, with 6.

Bench Boost

Jakupovic (0) – Conceded 4 against Crystal Palace, resulting in ZERO points, what a way to start the bench boost!

Stuani (0) – No minutes for Stuani as Boro lost 1-2 to the Saints.

Hernandez (0) – An injury to Hernandez also meant that he didn’t reach the field.

Holebas (0) – A double gameweek for Holebas, as he secured 2 yellow cards and conceded 5 goals along the way! What a performance.

Now onto this weeks Shithouse XI:

Transfer – Benteke comes in for Hernandez, but the Big Belgian is only good enough for the bench!

Captain – The final gameweek see’s Gareth Barry take the armband as he takes a trip to the Emirates.

Written by Matty Kaye (@FPL_vs)

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