The S**THOUSE XI team this week finished 4,106,912th with a wonderful score of 16 points, 30 below the average for the week! With this, the overall rank dropped another 50k which means we are ever so close to my amended greater target of 4 million!
Let’s see how we even achieved 16 points before taking you through the gameweek 14 S**THOUSE XI:
Marshall (2) – Our joint top scorer with 2 points! 1 goal conceded to West Brom.
Barragan (1) – A great signing back in gameweek 11, Barragan managed yet another clean sheet wipe-out!
Francis (0) – Let 3 past him and booked meaning he scored a big fat ZERO.
Kone (0) – Wasn’t as bad as Francis but nevertheless, let in 2 goals and scored a big fat ZERO.
Lowton (0) – Matching Kone’s performance with, yep, you’ve guessed it, a big fat ZERO!
Ogbonna (2) – Better behaved than the rest of his defence yet still scraped out of the week with just a couple of fantasy points.
Total defensive points (5) – A new record!
Yacob (2) – Becoming a standard score lately, 2 points for Claudio!
Captain Dier (4) – Bad choice this week with the captaincy as he picked up a cool 2 points. What was I thinking!
Barry (2) – Distinctly average performance from Gareth also brings home 2 points.
Behrami (1) – His 5th yellow card of the season means he can sit out this week!
Vokes (2) – My initial nerves were quashed when Vokes did absolutely nothing!
The Bench (0) – 2 people didn’t play which is a slight worry but in the end my subs were not required.
So onto gameweek 14, here is how the S**THOUSE XI line up:
Transfer – I’m so confident in my squad’s ability to do absolutely nothing, Mr Wayne Rooney comes in. Not to worry, he hasn’t scored since gameweek 1!
Captain – Coquelin makes the cut this week in a, hopefully, tense London derby.