Gameweek 3 really brought my lads back on track as not one of the 15 players in the squad managed a clean sheet, assist, goal or any bonus points, RESULT! The average number of points reached was 42 and the SH*THOUSE XI managed 16 less than that bringing the total rank to a season best of 2,983,915. Let’s talk through the points of the week before the reveal of the sh*ttest gameweek 4 squad you are likely to see.
Here is how the SH*THOUSE XI did:
Jakupovic – 4 points was the highest score of anyone and that was due to the 7 saves he made against Manchester United.
Robertson – Like his mate between the sticks, the Hull defender registered only 2 points for the team; steady start to the season.
Djilobodji – A great acquisition as the new transfer is living up to his expectations with another 2 pointer.
Lowton – Surprisingly a player in my personal team that’s also in the Sh*thouse however with the wrong rotation, he can be played at the wrong time for minimum points.
Kabasele – Zero points for the Watford man as they continue their poor start to the season.
Total defensive points – Back on track, 9!
Barry – Playing slightly more advanced than usual, Barry is a slight worry and it was amusing to see his price rise! 2 points, standard.
Gueye – What a pair these are turning out to be but with the addition of Williams, more clean sheets may unfortunately be on their way.
Dier – The first game this season without a caution from the referee, rest assured he got one from me! 2 points.
Captain Gooch – I couldn’t turn down a player with a name like Gooch in the SH*THOUSE XI even though the captain decision was a bad one – 3 points doubled!
Vokes – 2 points was all Sam could muster thankfully.
Diomande – With Mbokani’s arrival, Diomande’s place could now be under threat. Will monitor.
Bench – All scored 2 points and it’s great to see that every one of my players played a part last gameweek
Now onto this week’s selection:
Transfer – I am going to hold back on the transfer this week and make full advantage next week giving myself 2.
Captain – Yacob it is and I’m hoping for his bad boy antics to return.
Good luck all and save those reds for me!
Written by Matty Kaye