S**THOUSE XI – Gameweek 4 FPL Tips – Fantasy Premier League Tips

Gameweek 3 really brought my lads back on track as not one of the 15 players in the squad managed a clean sheet, assist, goal or any bonus points, RESULT! The average number of points reached was 42 and the SH*THOUSE XI managed 16 less than that bringing the total rank to a season best of 2,983,915. Let’s talk through the points of the week before the reveal of the sh*ttest gameweek 4 squad you are likely to see.

Here is how the SH*THOUSE XI did:



Jakupovic – 4 points was the highest score of anyone and that was due to the 7 saves he made against Manchester United.


Robertson – Like his mate between the sticks, the Hull defender registered only 2 points for the team; steady start to the season.

Djilobodji – A great acquisition as the new transfer is living up to his expectations with another 2 pointer.

Lowton – Surprisingly a player in my personal team that’s also in the Sh*thouse however with the wrong rotation, he can be played at the wrong time for minimum points.

Kabasele – Zero points for the Watford man as they continue their poor start to the season.

Total defensive points – Back on track, 9!


Barry – Playing slightly more advanced than usual, Barry is a slight worry and it was amusing to see his price rise! 2 points, standard.

Gueye – What a pair these are turning out to be but with the addition of Williams, more clean sheets may unfortunately be on their way.

Dier – The first game this season without a caution from the referee, rest assured he got one from me! 2 points.

Captain Gooch – I couldn’t turn down a player with a name like Gooch in the SH*THOUSE XI even though the captain decision was a bad one – 3 points doubled!


Vokes – 2 points was all Sam could muster thankfully.

Diomande – With Mbokani’s arrival, Diomande’s place could now be under threat. Will monitor.

Bench – All scored 2 points and it’s great to see that every one of my players played a part last gameweek

Now onto this week’s selection:


Transfer – I am going to hold back on the transfer this week and make full advantage next week giving myself 2.

Captain – Yacob it is and I’m hoping for his bad boy antics to return.

Good luck all and save those reds for me!

Written by Matty Kaye

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